Uh, Helena, I think you might be doing the physics lab wrong....
Hi, this is Alta blogging about Naked's Strawberry Kiwi Kick. Why not Helena? At "A Juice a Day", our goal is to maximize the amount of hate. Surprisingly, I, the leftover juice disposal who thinks everything is ok, disliked this juice more than any of the other members of Juice Club. Perhaps it was because I had some sweet Chinese candy right before drinking it, but even after I drank some more, I found it to be too sour for my taste. It even had a very slight bitter aftertaste. I guess its lack of sweetness makes sense, since it's labeled "No Sugar Added", but strawberry kiwi sounded so good that I had really high expectations, which were then dashed. If you put this in front of me, of course I'd drink it, but I wouldn't buy it.
Rating: -0.54321
(Helena editing: I like this juice better than Alta which is really weird indeed. It's not that sweet but strawberries and kiwis - at least juice quality - are not very sweet either, so it was ok. I didn't have high hopes because I pretty much don't like juice, so it didn't dash any. I'd give it a 0).
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Heisenberg juice!! :)
Can't get any more exquisite than onion juice ;) haha (I'm just pointing this out becaue Heisenberg had a long talk with Luke, its UCC, about the neglect it has been suffering due to the Juice Club)
I hope you get the ASCIT funding :)
I am considering starting a RIVAL club *clenched fists* called Drinks Club :P
there haven't been any positive ratings for juices yet!!!
There will be! (I hope.) The point is that we put juice through a very rigorous jurying process so only the very good ones survive.
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