Chocolate Protein basking in the sun with a very large number of lamp-posts in front of LACMA (Los Angeles County Museum of Art)
I (Alta) think this "juice" isn't too bad, and I chugged half a bottle at lunch. Odwalla's chocolate protein really should not be categorized as a juice at all. It is pretty much identical to chocolate soymilk (Silk brand), which is to be expected, I guess, since the other Odwalla Protein tasted like vanilla soymilk. If you're not really into chocolate soy milk though, you might not like this (Helena didn't). Even I agree though that it seems like something about the drink could be improved -- maybe some more chocolate flavor? Maybe be a little less soymilk/protein-y and more watery? Or maybe we shouldn't have sampled it in a subway station after it had been unrefrigerated for an hour?
Rating: 0
Would drink again?: Only if someone gave me a bottle for free and I had a sudden urge to intake a large amount of protein really quickly.
Hey, Helena and I (Alta) have finished writing and recording The Juice Song, which features Helena singing and playing guitar, and Alta singing and doing percussion (shaking a juice bottle and hitting the ground with our rainstick)!
Download juicesong.mp3
In case above link dies, stream:
A music video is in the works.
The Juice Song Lyrics:
I was just a juice so chill
Until this fateful day.
Now I'm on this epic quest
And nothing will stand in my way.
I've watched a lot of movies
Where true love is found.
I hope I can do the same
After all this running around.
Hey!
CHORUS:
Juice, juice, juice, juice,
Where is my juice?
Juice, juice, juice, juice,
I want my juice!
x2
Yeah!
I don't want a pillow,
I don't want a cow,
All I want to have,
Is time with this juice, somehow!
I've searched the world, high and low,
But my dream's elusive,
I really can not find
Where my perfect juice is.
Hey!
CHORUS x2
Yeah!
I almost got drunk,
And I barely escaped,
I jumped into the next aisle,
And emerged unscathed
I don't know when I'll succeed
In finding this bottle of delight.
But as long as I'm alive,
I'll be looking day and night.
Hey!
CHORUS x2
Yeah!
Pomegranate Strawberry (Odwalla):
Helena -1
Karthik -1
Granton +1
Jeddy +1.5
David +3
Anonymous +2.5
Pomegranate (Naked):
Helena -3.5
Karthik +1
Granton +3.5
Jeddy +3
David -1
Anonymous +1
Pomegranate (Odwalla):
Helena -3.5
Karthik +1
Granton +3.5
Jeddy +4
David -1
Anonymous +1
Pomegranate Acai (Naked):
Helena -4
Karthik -2
Granton +1.25
Jeddy -2
David 0
Alta -2
Anonymous 0
Pomegranate Blueberry (Naked):
Helena -3.5
Karthik +2
Granton +2
Jeddy +2
Tony 0
David +4
Alta +2
Anonymous +2.5
Cherry Pomegranate Power (Naked):
Helena -4.5
Karthik +2
Granton 0
Jeddy -3
Tony -2
David -3
DK +1
Alta +1
Anonymous -1
Pomegranate Limeade (Odwalla):
Helena -0.5
Karthik +2.5
Granton +3
Jeddy +1
Tony +1
David +3
Alta -2
Anonymous +3
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Tangerine hits the Ruddock OPI dance floor.Tangerine! is an excellent juice. I adore tangerines, more than oranges, and this juice is definitely better than orange juice. The one slight issue I have is that it becomes slightly tart after you drink a lot, which slightly decreases its enjoyability. But it's still wonderful. And the first positive rating given by me here on Juice Blog! Whoa!
Rating (-5 to +5): 3. Yay!
Would drink again? Probably.
Procrastinating on: Finals (!!!)