The cryptic blurb on the juice says something about bringing out your inner bling. Or something. So we thought this is appropriate.Gold Machine is pretty much like its cousin(/sibling/rival) Red Machine, inasmuch they both taste pretty lame. It's golden kiwi and of course a bunch of random suspicious ingredients, which do not help it. In fact, it is so high on the meh-scale that I've run out of things to say.
Rating (-5 to +5): -1.5. The astute Juice Club fan will notice that it's the same I gave to Red Machine.
Would drink again? If faced with a weapon-wielding maniac demanding that I choose between this, Superfood, or eternal slumber.
Procrastinating on: I actually finished chemistry, so I guess life in general. Yes, you can procrastinate on life.
Rating (-5 to +5): -1.5. The astute Juice Club fan will notice that it's the same I gave to Red Machine.
Would drink again? If faced with a weapon-wielding maniac demanding that I choose between this, Superfood, or eternal slumber.
Procrastinating on: I actually finished chemistry, so I guess life in general. Yes, you can procrastinate on life.
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