4: I Can't Think of a Title (Green Machine, Naked)

Doing some field work with its constituents.

Green juice is, of course, not just a little unsettling. The packaging promises that it will taste amazing with such disturbing ingredients as broccoli, spinach, blue green algae, garlic, ginger, parsley, and barley and wheat grass. Once again, one of the machines contain a good deal of ingredients that are not their color (mango puree, pineapple juice, and banana puree in this case), but it doesn't really matter in this case.

Here's exactly what this juice tastes like: you first taste apple, which leads you to think, hmm, this might not be so bad, but then the taste morphs into GRASS, which activates your gag reflex and makes you wonder who in the world buys this juice.

I am not exaggerating my response to this...thing, but apparently half of Juice Club actually likes grass (one calling it "rooty"), so I guess there's my answer.

Taste (-5 to +5): -3. I actually finished my sample unlike that evil Mojito juice.

Would drink again? Perhaps for a large amount of monetary reward.

Current set I'm procrastinating on: Chem lab.

 

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